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I intend to leave the photographs below because not only is it my
website but also I am a bit of a poseur. Good enough?
In the interests of political balance I shall leave these photographs
where they are simply because DC will become PM whether we like him or
not.
Tuesday 9th February
Having watched the extended highlights of Super Bowl XLIV it has to be
said that although the game was entertaining and enjoyable to watch, the
half time entertainment from The Who was poor in the extreme.
Roger Daltry's voice was in good nick and the younger guys in the band
seemed good at what they were doing but Pete Townsend was awful.
He kept missing the strings on his guitar when he was whirling his arm,
as he did way back when... they were good. Surely it's time
for him to hang up his plectrum.
The great American public weren't happy with this rubbish were they?
Of all the bands / artists they could have had, at an event watched live
by 104,000,000 in the USA alone, they definitely missed a trick
employing this geriatric rocker.
I only ever bought one Who album and I still have all of the bits of
paraphernalia that came with The Who Live at Leeds and in mint
condition.
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I think today is the day that my Canadian 'nephew', ex MLB player Adam
Loewen, is carrying the Olympic torch through the town of Surrey as it
makes it's way to the opening ceremony.
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Fantastic.
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As I type this blog it is snowing very lightly here, something
which it is not doing in balmy Vancouver I believe.
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No problems up in Whistler though because I was listening to a radio
broadcast live from BC through the night and it is only at Cypress
where there is a problem, as reported by big Sis from downtown Fort
Langley.
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Following another visit to the Freeman hospital yesterday I am going to
attempt some swimming today. Here goes..........
Monday 8th February
If you are regular reader you may have spotted that my favourite topics
are sport, music and politics, apart from me that is. So
reading the OB's in today's newspaper was, as usual, very interesting.
Remember back in the fifties when England were whopped 6 - 3 (at
Wembley) and again 7 - 1 (in Budapest) by Hungary? Yes I know we
are all too young, but if serious about our sport we have come to know
all about those 'Magnificent Magyars' of Puskás,
Hidegkuti et al.
The England goalkeeper on both occasions was Gil Merrick who played for
Birmingham City with distinction in over 700 games and has his 'star' in
the Walk of Fame in Broad Street Birmingham . He died last
week at the age of 88.
Johhny Dankworth the jazz loving, saxophone playing husband of Cleo
Laine and whose work was once was described as "...'couth, 'kempt' and 'shevelled"
died on Saturday aged 82. He was knighted in 2006 and, as I
have just learned, wrote the music for The Avengers and
Tomorrow's World as well as many film scores. Other than
Ronnie Scott he is one of the few British jazz musicians I could
name.
If he was knighted in 2006 I am assuming that this was in Tony Blair's
demob period. The reason I mention our ex prime minister is
because not only did I bump into the Cultured Caledonian at our local
supermarket yesterday but also Tony Blair's former secretary.
It's a small world isn't it?
The ex premier's former constituency home in Sedgefield, known as
Myrobella, has just been sold to a couple who profess to have not known
the identity of the previous owners. Hard to believe
but probably true. Remember when Bill Clinton's helicopter
landed on the lawn?
The photograph (above) of Mrs Boggy and I with the then Prime Minister
was taken in his front room at Myrobella.
Saturday 6th February
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As predicted I was unable to play golf today but enjoyed my cuppa in the
clubhouse with those TOGS that did play on the unfamiliar acres of
Tynemouth Golf Course.
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Good decisive decision by the man from Italy in relieving the cockney
rebel of the Engalnd captain's armband. If he was any sort
of captain he should have offered his resignation to the manager surely.
I don't know how the meeting took so long in the manager's office
yesterday. Twelve minutes? What were they talking
about?
I have already heard a couple of excellent jokes on the subject but
unfortunately I cannot reprint them here because my mother reads this
stuff as well as President Mo of Wike Ridge.
It was refreshing also to read what Tom Watson had to say about the
continuing Tiger Woods saga. That the great man, Watson,
thought Tiger should clean up his act on the golf course was something
that has needed saying for ages but no-one was brave enough to upset the
young multi squillionaire, Eldrick.
Good on you Tom Watson. Form is temporary but class is
definitely permanent.
Friday 5th February
Some days it is easy to think of what to write and on other days I sit
down and haven't a clue until my fingers hit the keyboards.
As you are probably well aware by now I occasionally make stuff up too.
Today I am obliged to mention Men at Work and their No 1
worldwide hit record of 1982, Down Under. According
to Justice Peter Jacobsen, some Australian judge who copied his
name from a guitar playing American golfer of some note, the Aussie
band's song was plagiarised from a children's song - Kookaburra Sits
in the Old Gum Tree - which was written by a schoolteacher way back
in 1935.
Greg Ham, who co wrote the pop song we are all familiar with, denies any
copying and will appeal against the old fuddy duddy judge's
decision which could cost the band and their record label quite a few
dollars. I hope the decision is overturned because
whenever I hear the lyrics about "Vegemite sarnies, combivans, chunder"
and other such Aussie nonsense my mind takes me to some wonderful places
and reminds me of all my mates Down Under.
G'day boys.
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I am starting to receive acceptances to play in the Golf Day to
celebrate 25 years of transplants at the Freeman hospital in Newcastle,
(Friday May 14th) and have just learned that my Yorkshire cousins will
be accompanied by the current captain of Wike Ridge Golf Club, Mr Peter
Moore, and his wife Doreen. Doreen is a past captain of
Yorkshire Cricket Club's favourite golf course and is now the Lady
President.
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An honour indeed your worship.
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I only wrote that bit because I knew you were reading it, Doreen.
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Look forward to seeing all of you on the day and evening.
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I have just learned that my Guest Book company is no longer going to
host guest books on websites and I will have to start looking for an
alternative source. If for some reason one day you find it
missing, because I don't know when I am losing it, fear not a new one
will follow on soon.
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Sadly, my body is still not in a fit state to play golf tomorrow but I
shall make an appearance and share a cuppa with my mates in the TOGS.
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Thursday 4th February
The constituency MP for Tynemouth, Alan Campbell, is not only a nice
bloke and a good hard working member of parliament on my behalf (and
lots of my readers too) but he has also been given a clean bill of
health in the MP's expenses scandal. According to the report
published this morning and now posted on the official parliamentary
website, "Mr Campbell has no issues".
Alan Campbell MP was kind enough to officially open my beloved Tyne
Youth & Community Centre in October 2000 following a complete rebuild
and has in fact held a few constituency surgeries in the centre.
Sadly 50% of our elected members do have "issues" and they will have to
pay back over £1,000,000 to the treasury. They also have to
stand up and be counted at the forthcoming general election.
Unless of course they have already decided to retire from public office.
Those "honourable members" who have been a bit naughty and have decided
to test their popularity with the electorate will provide wonderful
entertainment on election night as they are booted out.
I can still vividly remember the moment that Michael Portillo lost his
seat in the Labour landslide of 1997. Somehow the once
sickly Mr Portillo has undergone a metamorphosis and he is now a quite
likeable TV presenter and politico. Amazing.
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All I can say about cojones is SETICELTS
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Also, Hemingway used the word cojones a lot in For Whom the
Bell Tolls.
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Wednesday 3rd February
After seeing 'that woman' on the telly last night I have had to go out
and buy a new telly and budgie cage having hurled the latter at the
former when I saw her supercilious grinning face giving 'evidence' to
the Chilcot inquiry. Luckily Joey was flying around the
Boggy sitting room at the time else I would be making trips to the
budgie cemetery and pet shop too.
Normally I would be playing golf today but my back is still very painful
and the course is again closed again due to ice and snow.
There is more snow forecast for later this afternoon.
Why is the Six O'clock news not sending cameramen out and about on to
the frozen wastelands of Northumberland and Durham with dishevelled
reporter explaining to the public how bad it is around these parts?
Oh I know. We are 273 miles north of London.
Don't know why I am so grumpy. Can't even get the anagram on
Countdown within the allotted time. SCLOLKBO
Tuesday 2nd February
A nurse from the transplant unit rang me at home before I had a chance
to ring in for my results following yesterday's visit to the unit.
It seems my INR reading is a 'touch' on the high side, just as it could
be said that Scafell Pike is a tad higher than Helsby hill, and as a
result blood is whooshing around my system at a rate of knots akin to
the atom rattling around that hadron collider thingy over there in
Geneva. Neither wonder I have not been at my
best of late. As a consequence my medicines have
been tweaked and I have to report back for duty at the hospital next
Monday afternoon for a change of oil and have my battery checked.
It's not all gloom and doom because I have had to cancel my appointment
for yet more surgery at the dental hospital this Thursday .
It wouldn't do if my blood was spurting all over the place now would it?
It's not very often I post a medical bulletin in my blog but I had a
mental block when I sat down to type and definitely didn't want to start
writing about whether the current England football captain is a fit and
proper person to hold the post and lead out England in the World Cup in
South Africa.
Of course he isn't. Sack him.
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I look forward to watching the news tonight to see what that nice
'Claire Voiyant' has been saying to the Chilcot inquiry about events
leading up to the invasion of Iraq.
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"I wanted to resign on a matter of principle but liked my minister's
salary too much".
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Ho ho ho ho.
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Monday 1st February
Left home at the crack of dawn for a review at the Freeman hospital
before making my way down to Tyne Youth & Community Centre for a meeting
of the Freeman Heart & Lung Transplant Association.
Just back home and read the message from my sister in Fort Langley, BC,
Canada about ex MLB player Adam Loewen. Adam will carry the
Olympic torch through the town of Surrey en route to the Olympic Village
in Whistler for the soon to be Winter Olympiad. What an
honour, well done cuz.
Sunday 31st January
I tried and failed miserably to watch the tennis live from Melbourne
this morning. The opening skirmishes were full of brilliant
tennis (I think) but the game as a spectacle just doesn't do it for me.
Millionaire sportsmen throwing sweaty towels at young children every
couple of minutes just isn't my scene. Surely these
kids should be wearing surgical gloves. As for
watching grown men sitting on a plastic chair covered in advertising
logos tying and retying laces of their sponsored shoes and using yet
another branded towel to wipe down whilst attempting as many product
placement opportunities as is possible in the allotted changeover time,
forget it.
That they are both prodigious players at the top of their game is not in
dispute, I just found that it interrupted the reading of the Sunday
newspapers.
I for one was happy that that nice man from Switzerland won and the
surly Scotsman will simply have to wait awhile longer for his first
major title.
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It was only a matter of time before that woman, Claire (voiyant) Short
popped up on telly to rubbish ex PM Tony Blair and there she was this
morning doing just that.
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She will no doubt explain to the Chilcot Inquiry this coming week why
she stayed in the Cabinet when we went to war against Iraq and did not
resign on a matter of principle as the late Robin Cook in fact did.
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She also claims that the press admire Tony Blair more than the British
public.
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1997, 2001 and 2005 spring to my mind immediately.
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Sport and politics. Wonderful.
I now realise who the saxophone player in Larry the Plec's band,
Gadji, really is. It is none other than Sergey Brin.
Google that one LP.
Saturday 30th January
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Drew back the curtains this morning and there it was in all it's glory.
Six inches of freshly delivered snow, making a picture postcard scene in
the Boggy cul-de-sac. It goes without saying that a game of
golf with my mates in the TOGS is out of the question. But I
said it anyway.
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On Thursday I forgot, as promised, to give the answers for the
"Where Was I?" travel quiz from last week's Sunday Times.
a) North Shields
b) Souter Lighthouse
Tomorrow, some lucky punter will win a week in the Austrian Alps for
working out the puzzle to reveal my home town. It mustn't be
me because I haven't received an email from the ST.
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JD Salinger was very protective of the rights to "The Catcher in the
Rye" and as JPS rightly pointed out the unofficial sequel was indeed
banned, he being a non golfing, bridge playing (educated guess),
champagne drinking hot-shot. Definitely not a phoney though.
G'day Jeff.
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As much as I like and admire ex PM Tony Blair I was quite surprised that
he didn't offer up any sort of regret (no apology needed) for the deaths
of the many innocent civilians and of the soldiers who fell or were
seriously injured in Iraq when given the opportunity at the end of
yesterday's Chilcott Inquiry.
Friday 29th January
Whether you like him or loathe him, voted for or against him, think he
is honest or a liar and whether you watch it live, albeit with a one
minute delay, or see clips on the news bulletins this evening you cannot
be anything other than impressed by a consummate politician.
Tony Blair is head and shoulders and possibly a set of stilts above any
other wannabe prime minister in Great Britain today and of the past
twenty years. Just as Margaret Thatcher was too in her pomp.
Whatever the outcome of today's events in London I consider it a great
privilege to have been to his house and make no apology for having
shared a pot of tea and a packet of biscuits with my mate Tony.
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Incidentally, the initials JD, as in Salinger, stand for Jerome David.
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Thursday 28th January
Rather a late post today I'm afraid. I could lie and say I
was watching that affable Scots tennis player chappie winning his semi
final in the Australian Open down there in sunny Melbourne but I would
just be fibbing. He may be a good, possibly brilliant,
tennis player but oh how we dislike him. Odd that
isn't it? We may grow to adore him once he wins a major and
/ or he cuts his doting mother loose. Then again we may just
continue to dislike him. If he has to play that elegant
Swiss player in the final and beats him it will be a fantastic
achievement but it will be at least 50 / 50 of Brits supporting the man
from the mountains. That's odd too isn't it?
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Just heard on the news that JD Salinger has died. I am
prepared to wager that at least 75% of those who are reading this blog
have read "The Catcher in the Rye". No not you Mark.
Before his obituary appears in the papers tomorrow I wonder if anyone
knows what the initials JD stand for. I haven't a clue.
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The golf writer from the Journal was off the mark quickly because there
was a piece in the sports section today all about my Golf Day to
celebrate 25 years of transplants at the Freeman Hospital.
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It even included a dodgy photograph of yours truly.
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Wednesday 27th January
Guess I shouldn't have bothered. I had to give up my round
because of aches and pains, especially my back. Having got
rid of my clubs at the turn I walked round the course with my partners
and enjoyed some fresh air and a nice walk.
Anyway, I was going to write about ABBA, having just read that their
Mamma Mia! DVD is owned by one in four British households and is
comfortably the biggest ever selling DVD in Britain. I
remember too well when in New York three years ago that Mrs Boggy and I
paid a tidy sum to watch the stage musical live on Broadway.
To say I was underwhelmed would be an understatement.
So I won't mention that then.
I was also going write about Bonanza because I have just read the
OB of Purnell Roberts who played Adam in the long running cowboy series.
There is a photograph in my paper showing Hoss, Ben, Adam and Little Joe
with guns drawn marching towards an unseen foe. Great
memories of my youth. I can still remember when we took
delivery of our first ever television set and the first programme I ever
saw in glorious black and white was.................have you guessed
yet?.......Gunsmoke.
So I won't mention that either.
What I am going to write about instead concerns our beloved GBTCC -
Great Britain Transplant Cricket Club. The PR company who
act for TSUK - transplant sport's governing body - are, on behalf the
Daily Mail, trying to find out all there is to know about our cricket
team so that they run some sort of feature. I have spoken to
the PR company,irons are now in the fire and I shall keep you posted
about developments.
Still on the subject of the media and transplant sport, only last night
the golf journalist from the Journal (the local posh paper in the NE)
contacted me about our forthcoming Golf Day to celebrate 25 years of
transplants at the Freeman. It's encouraging to know that we
should get some good coverage of the event if this is what happens four
months out.
The golfers of Papworth hospital are definitely putting in a team.
I am reliably informed by a man with a distinguished grey goatee beard.
Fantastic news. Is that you Charles & Maggie?
Tuesday 26th January
It was tempting to go to the gym today but my sensible head told me to
wait a few more days. So I will. All being well
tomorrow I should be teeing off at about 815am for my first game since
5th December. Not sure if I am looking forward to it or not.
Monday 25th January
As a Sunday Times reader, as many of you are too, every week I
religiously attempt the "Were Was I?" travel quiz.
Having worked out the clues and followed the leads I sometimes
come up with a correct answer. Yesterday was a doddle and no
need to check up on anything.
If you are not a Sunday Times reader you can go to 'Times Online' from
anywhere in the world and check the travel quiz for yourself.
The prize for a winning entry is a week for two in the Austrian Alps.
Too good an opportunity to miss.
I will reveal the answer on Thursday just in case I am disqualified.
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Just checked my secret stats and see that someone has been on from Hong
Kong via Tynemouth Golf Club links and checked the TOGS stuff.
Who would that be I wonder?
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Sunday 24th January
Imagine the Olympic torch passing the bottom of the street just yards
from your house. Brilliant. We are lucky
if we get a 308 bus to Whitley Bay coming by. We don't have
a fort in town and will have to make do with the 11th century Priory at
King Edward's Bay..
Eric Burdon sounds good value. The rough looking ex
Animals front man always did have a fantastic voice.
On the subject of Tommy Emmanuel and having listened to Larry the
Plec last night and reading what JPS has to say, it seems I should
go and find out for myself. So I will.
Saturday 23rd January
Tynemouth golf course was open today and the weather set fair but
adopting a belt and braces approach I resisted the temptation to play
golf. It would have been my first sortie outdoors in over
two weeks and as much as I wanted to play (sic) golf have kept myself
back for a few more days. Look forward to getting today's
scores from the TOGS.
Attending a Burns' Supper tonight is indoors - so that's OK.
My time has not been wasted because I have booked flights to Copenhagen
en route to Sweden for the European Heart & Lung Transplant Games which
take place at the end of June / early July this year in the Swedish city
named Växjö.
I have also mastered the art of creating PDF files, thanks to my IT guru
MJ, and from tomorrow all of the information and entry and booking forms
for the Golf Day to celebrate 25 years of transplants at the Freeman
Hospital will be available to download from my website.
"Smart as out", he said to himself smugly.
Friday 22nd January
Leafing through the 'Forthcoming Events' brochure for The Sage,
Gateshead I came across Tommy Emmanuel, the Australian guitar legend
(that's what it says in the blurb). It goes on to say that
he is " ....holder of the title 'Certified Guitar Player' - a rare
honour shared by only three other people".
This intrigued me so I did a bit of rabbitting around and discovered
that Chet Atkins created this award by giving it to himself.
As far as I can tell the other three to have held this honour are Steve
Wariner, Jerry Reed and John Knowles.
Not really any the wiser but I may just be tempted to go and see the
Aussie guitar legend and make up my own mind. He can't be
any worse that Jimmy Little.
Can you tell that I am still not 100% and have free time on my hands?
Thursday 21st January
Still on the subject of probabilities maths etc I have read this morning
that four card playing Welshmen were each dealt a hand with a run of
cards from ace to the king. The odds on this happening
are 61,000,000,000,000 to 1.
Call me cynic, but do I believe them? Short answer - no.
Second post: Still confined to barracks I have
not been wasting my time. Correction, "I have not been
wasting all of my time". The 25th Anniversary Golf
Tournament I am hosting at Tynemouth Golf Club is now up and running and
entry / booking forms are available from now. If you are or
have been considering entering what promises to be a memorable event
please let me have your email details and I can get the forms to you
post haste. We are restricted to a maximum of 36
teams, so the sooner you have your team registered the better.
DP? Still on? Let me have your details.
Wednesday 20th January
Despite threatening to play golf today if the course was open, and it
is, my body is telling me to stay warm and indoors. Even a
walk along the seafront is a no go area. It could be that I
am just a wimp.
The Royal Institute Christmas lecture may not be to everyone's liking
but I have to admit to watching it most years. Always very
informative and entertaining it is so different to everything else on
the box over the festive period.
I recall a programme a few years back all about mathematical
probability. Stick with this dear reader because it is not
going where you think.
Back to the maths. To demonstrate a point the presenter
asked how many were needed in a group to ensure that two people shared a
birthday. To demonstrate, he asked the audience, of about
300, various questions and there were quite a few sharing a common
birthday. He went on to prove by a mathematical progression,
or was it a probability, that only 28 were needed in any given group for
two people to have a birthday in common.
The reason I mention this is because in our golfing group collectively
known as the TOGS, there are seventeen of us, two of us (to my
knowledge) share a birthday. Happy birthday to Steve Todd
for last Thursday 14th January. That he was also born in the same
year as me is coincidental and cannot be substantiated by any
mathematical formula of probability. We were in fact born in
different hospitals, but both within the county of Northumberland.
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I have just realised that yesterday was the 6th anniversary of the death
of David Hookes, Australia's "Flashing Blade" who was killed in tragic
circumstances in 2004.
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My thoughts and best wishes go to his widow Robyn who does such
fantastic work with The David Hookes Foundation in Australia and beyond
and spreads the gospel of how "Organ and Tissue Donors Give Life" .
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Just as David Hookes will never be forgotten because of his exploits in
the first class game nor will Chris Wills, AKA No 23, who sadly passed
away in November and was comfortably the best cricketer and sportsman to
have graced the series.
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I am proud to have a played a small part in the David Hookes Series and
a founder member of the Wombats' overseas fan club.
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OK, I lied.
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Tuesday 19th January
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Thanks for the photographs Muzza. The SCG looks magnificent
under the floodlights and you and the boys have done us all proud.
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Who would have thought, you have played on the Adelaide Oval, netted at
Lord's, played Percy Main's hallowed turf, Tynemouth's vast acres,
beautiful Monkton Combe and Hinton Charterhouse, historic Bowral, dined
at the WACA, and now taken guard on the Sydney Cricket Ground.
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As I said yesterday, it's the stuff of dreams.
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Unfortunately the apathy over here has stopped us, the GBTCC, in our
tracks but you, the Wulffman, JPS, and others can live the dream for me
and a few glorious exceptions.
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Good on yer mate.
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At last I am starting to feel a little better and if the weather permits
may even attempt a game of golf tomorrow. If, as today, there
are only frost greens open I shall be giving it a miss and settle for a
stroll along Tynemouth sea front and some bracing sea air.
Now that the Americans have taken over Cadbury's, that most British of
British companies, we will soon be enjoying cheese flavoured
chocolate.... with fries.... and lashings of ketchup.....and bucket
sized cartons of fizzy drink. Way to go, man.
Monday 18th January
As I am typing this note my mates down under will be changing
into their cricket gear and taking the field in Australia to play a 12
over match against the Bradman Foundation XI.
What's so special about that I can hear you ask?
The Wombats are playing under the floodlights of the SCG - Sydney
Cricket Ground - as an invited team in a two day cricket festival.
The ATCC will be captained by Graham Lentell and no doubt their
chairman, Jeff Sewell - JPS, will be watching on proudly and
chatting to all and sundry in his customary jovial manner from the stands.
What an honour for the boys down under and what an achievement.
They have kicked on from the humble beginnings of 2004 and are flying
the flag for organ donation and the game of cricket with panache.
It is my understanding that a certain Geoff Lawson will be opening the
bowling for the Bradman Foundation XI and rumour has it he will be
delivering more than pies.
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Good to have you back Rosie. What news have you?
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Newsflash: Playing in the last match of Day One at
the SCG the Wombats were defeated by a very strong Bradman Foundation
XI. I am reliably informed the the MOM was a certain J
Wulff. Batting with Muzza the Wulffman hit a six.
The stuff of dreams. Fantastic or what?
Sunday 17th January
The Test cricket from South Africa is finished now but there is an
important tour to Bangladesh to look forward to in a few weeks to keep
us interested before loads of 'biff bang wallop', to come.
Who are they kidding?
With a bit of luck I could be back on my feet again in the next few days
and resume a 'normal' life again and get back in the gym and return to
the pool. I wonder if I can still swim? I know I
can't play golf.
Thanks for all of your birthday greetings and get well soon messages.
Friday 15th January
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Congratulations to the new grandparents, namely Mr & Mrs Plec, on the
birth of granddaughter Ruby yesterday. Not so much
Ruby Tuesday but more like Ruby Thursday.
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The umpire Daryl Harper had problems with his knob in South Africa this
morning, poor chap.
Adjudicating in his role as third umpire for TV referrals he failed to
turn up the volume as he checked to see if the South African skipper had
nicked an away swinger on its way through to the keeper. Of
course he did Daryl. I could hear it here in
Geordieland. Next time you check on such a dismissal don't
forget to twiddle your volume knob. You know it helps.
How come Graeme Smith didn't walk anyway? It's just not
cricket. He is sadly not alone in waiting for the umpire's
raised digit before heading back to the hutch.
Thursday 14th January
Having risen from my sick bed and braving the arctic conditions in my
leaky office I would like to wish my namesake, Graham Marsh the senior
Australian golfer whose nickname is 'Swampy', a happy birthday.
Oh, I nearly forgot.....it is my birthday too. Howzat for a
coincidence.
Humphrey Bogart died on this day in 1957 when I was but two years old
and Edmund Halley, the man who has a comet (which appears every 76
years) named after him, died on this day in 1742.
Monday 11th January
I am sitting typing this blog wearing a fleece and scarf to keep warm in
Boggy HQ. My office is an addition to the house which is
never particularly warm but having been under a foot of snow for the
best part of ten days has now sprung a leak. I have no
desire to blow myself up and therefore have no heating in this palatial
adjunct to the main house and the roof repair men cannot come out until
the snow has finally been consigned to the history books. It
is definitely thawing because I can see it filling Mrs Boggy's
Tupperware bowls covering the floor as I type.
Weather permitting, I fly to London in the morning for a meeting in
connection with this year's European Heart & Lung Transplant Games in
Sweden. As seems to be normal policy for the budget airline
whose staff wear orange fleeces similar to the one I am currently
modelling, check in is required before the milkman has delivered the
morning pinta so do not be alarmed if there isn't a blog tomorrow
because I shall not be venturing into this part of the Marsh mansion at
some ungodly hour.
Back soon.....
Sunday 10th January
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Happy birthday to Mommarsh who I know logs on every day and believes
everything I write.
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Well, why shouldn't she?
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The Sherlock Holmes film we watched at the cinema last night was
definitely the best film I saw yesterday. One to miss.
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My bag of jelly babies was more fun.
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Target golf in the snow sounds a good laugh as well as good business by
the the golf club.
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Canny folk those Yorkshiremen.
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Today seems like a good day to stop in, devour the newspapers, feet up
and a permanent pot of tea to hand.
Saturday 9th January
I thought about having a game of golf with my mates in the TOGS but
decided to build a snowman instead. It's the fourth week in
a row that the course has been under a blanket of snow.
Want to see what it looks like in Costa del Tynemouth?
Go to TOGS and
Scores page.
No sign of any Beatles LP's. Maybe after we have watched the
Sherlock Holmes' film at the cinema tonight it may help with my
detective work.
Friday 8th January
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I don't like cricket. Oh no. I love i....tta.
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The Royal Mail's latest stamps depict ten classic album covers and I am,
or was, the proud owner of four of them.
Let It Bleed (1969) - The Stones. I either
swapped it for something unimportant or it was melted on the back seat
of a car driven by a close relative. I have just
discovered that the cake featured on the cover was baked by a then
unknown Delia Smith.
Led Zeppelin's fourth album - 1971 - which was unnamed but referred to
by all as Led Zep IV. It is the LP which gave Stairway To
Heaven to the world as well as Black Dog and Misty
Mountain Hop but I have to say I much prefer Led Zeppelin II from
1969.
Tubular Bells (1973) - Mike Oldfield - which topped the charts for
yonks and probably most people reading this blog have in their
collection too. Don't you?
The Division Bell (1994) - Pink Floyd. Let's be honest, any
one of their album covers would do the job.
The other six are, Bowie's Ziggy Stardust, London Calling
by The Clash, Power, Corruption & Lies by New Order,
Screamadelica by Primal Scream, Parklife by Blur and A
Rush of Blood to the Head by Coldplay.
What happened to The Ting Tings?
Thursday 7th January
Spent the best part of the morning at the dental hospital in Newcastle
and will have to return in a few weeks time for more surgery because of
my reaction to one of my main immunosuppressant drugs. Just
as sheep have to keep munching on grass so I must continually have
surgery or my gums will grow excessively. Not
pleasant, but hey if that's all I have to worry about.
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It's tea time in Cape Town and so far Collingwood and Bell are batting
brilliantly to keep out South Africa. 34 overs to go and if
I don't see another run scored but England come out with a draw it will
be a fantastic day's cricket.
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Biff bang wallop stuff? Who cares? Who
remembers?
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I have been reading a fascinating article about the mythical number that
is Pi and how some French IT geek who has calculated 22/7
(according to Archimedes) to 2.7 trillion digits. One of the
more incredible statistics is that any string of random numbers, such as
your telephone number, will be found somewhere amongst all those digits.
To think I spent my formative years working to 3.142.
Wednesday 6th January
Having been engrossed in the two Test matches taking place in South
Africa and Australia I have not yet seen or heard a news bulletin today.
I have of course read my newspaper.
Come 6pm and the main news bulletin I am willing to bet we will see a
load of southern softies careering out of control on their many
motorways and others who simply cannot understand how life goes on with
all of this funny white stuff falling from the sky. As
someone who (lived) stayed in Scotland for two years, in the Kingdom of
Fife, and now back home in the northeast let me tell those south of the
M4 corridor that it is been like this up here for the best part of two
weeks with the promise of much more to come.
In my back garden the snow measures a magnificent 7 inches in depth.
What that may be in millimetres, centimetres or metres I care not.
It does cover my wellies though.
I heard an excellent tip on the radio in these sub zero times, less than
32°F, and how to keep safe in your car if you
become stranded somewhere unpleasant. Keep a candle and some
matches in the glove box. The heat from the candle is
enough to keep you from freezing in the night.
Tuesday 5th January
Just as I suspected. Geordie 'leqad' guitar player backed by
Geordie singer. Money for old rope, more like.
Still on the subject of Geordies, if you are watching any of the cricket
from Cape Town there is a flag of St George regularly in shot bearing
the words, "North Shields". It's not me honestly.
I am definitely writing this stuff from the frozen northeast of England
surrounded by at least six inches of snow.
As for what was so special about 3rd January? Nothing
really. Simply that I just didn't know what day it was
anymore following two weeks of eating drinking and being merry.
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I read today that the bookies odds are going decimal so that odds of 6/5
will become 1.2 and 11/8 becomes 2.3. The reason?
The little dears of the digital age cannot fathom out how much they
stand to win if they have a flutter and their horse romps home at 13/2.
If that really is true they shouldn't be going into the bookies in the
first place. Or should that be each way?
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Before we know it furlongs will be ancient history. Instead
of the commentator calling, "....and with three furlongs to go Kato Star
is four lengths clear....." it will be something along the lines of, "
...and with 608.99 metres to run Kato Star is 8.5344 metres clear".
Not being a connoisseur of the Sport of Kings as far as I remember they
are still sold in Guineas and measured in hands. Where will
it all end?
Last time I looked a cricket pitch is 22 yards long or, as we all know,
1 chain or 4 rods or 100 links. How simple is that?
Monday 4th January
Not sure what I was going to write about as I logged on during the tea
interval of the third Test match from Cape Town I couldn't help but
notice the Google logo commemorating Sir Isaac Newton's birthday on the
home page. How good is that? An apple
representing the first of the 'O's in Google falling from the tree and
landing at the bottom of the page. Brilliant.
Quickly read my messages and emails and my first thoughts about JPS's
pop poser led me to think, Geordie lead guitar player backed by Geordie
singer. I will come back to it later.
3rd January
My first quiz question of the year: Does anyone know what
day it is?
We are nearly back to normal and as nice as it is to visit friends and
rellies and pigging out on pork pies, pickles and other stuff that
rhymes with 'p', which for the moment elude me, it will be good to
settle into some sort of routine again, starting tomorrow. I
think.
As for my next game of golf, who knows when that will be possible?
It is nearly a month since I last played and with all of the snow and
the promise of more to come it could be a little while longer yet.
Plenty of opportunity to work out at the gym and have a swim but it is
nowhere near as pleasurable as 18 holes with the thought of a pot of tea
and a scone at the end to look forward to whilst scrabbling around
looking for a small round Christmas present in long grass and puddles.
Bananas are OK but...........
Talking to my nephew MM yesterday, he is in the middle of his second
year of three studying to be a sports journalist at university, I
couldn't help but be a little jealous as well as being very impressed at
the prospects he can look forward to in the years to come.
He has had to turn down an offer of an all expenses paid trip to Dubai
to report on a marathon because he has a crucial exam that clashes with
this date.
Plenty of time Michael, another opportunity is just around the corner I
promise. I just hope he remembers his good old Unc when he
has his first assignment to cover cricket from Melbourne or golf
from Augusta. Come to think of it cricket or golf from
anywhere will do.
2nd January
So as not to disappoint the 300 or so people in the audience at Percy
Park Rugby Club I took to the stage and gave my version of Clapton's
homage to Patti Boyd, Wonderful Tonight. If I say so
myself it was one of my more entertaining performances and I received a
standing ovation. Sympathy works in mysterious ways.
This was the 25th occasion we have kicked off the new year in the
company of Tex & Leon and friends and from humble beginnings back in
1985 it has grown into a local institution among the glitterati of
Shields and Tynemouth, he said with a smile.
Larry the Plec made his debut at the event yesterday and played
the acoustic guitar with his customary dexterity but he surprised me, at
least, with his singing. To coin a phrase, "The boy done
good". The watching Heather (his wife) was first in the
queue for an autograph as Mr Page left the stage. A good way
to start 2010.
New Year's Day 2010
I can't believe I am still here, fit and well enough to continue with
all of this nonsense. But I am. So I will.
We saw in the new year at Tynemouth Golf Club and were royally
entertained by Larry the Plec's band, Gadji. If ever you get
a chance to see them, they are very good. If you are coming
to my Gig to celebrate 25 years of transplants at Newcastle's Freeman
hospital on May 14th, again at the Golf Club, you will be able to decide
for yourself.
It's D-day for Dr Who. The 'man' from Gallifrey meets his
maker tonight and the eleventh reincarnation of the time Lord takes
place. Not to be missed.
Firstly though it is off to see my long time mates (et al) Tex & Leon
Moat at the Rugby Club in Tynemouth to kick off the New Year in style
with live music and lots of guest artists appearing too.
Let's hope I am not one of them, he said shyly. It
will be the 25th consecutive New Year's Day Mrs Boggy and I have done
this and those who were once toddlers and babes in arms are now up on
stage singing and or playing, much better than I ever could.
Lastly, for today anyway, I thought you mighty like to see the wondrous
sight we awoke to this morning. This photograph of the Boggy back
yard was taken at 10am with the snow still bleaching down.
Click on the thumbnail and then again the bottom right hand corner for
best view (but you knew that anyway didn't you?)

All in all it is safe to say, "I am just happy to be here!"
September -
December '09

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